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The lewd manifestation of an immature mind, the Priapus pod is more practical joke than practical morph. Made famous by system renowned comedy news show host 'The Cock', the Priapus morph takes the shape of a six foot tall erect male phallus. Locomotion is provided through two gyroscopic roller balls housed in bulbous orbs at the lower end of the shaft, however weighting issues makes anything faster than a slow walk an act of laborious, albeit hilarious, futility.
Temperature Intolerance (Chilly): This morph has been designed to operate optimally within temperate or greater temperatures. When subjected to temperatures below 15 degrees Celsius this morph suffers a -5 modifier to SOM.
Monocular Vision: This morph only has a singular ocular sensory organ, and doesn't benefit from natural binocular vision. All actions that involve gauging distances suffer from a -10 modifier when not augmented by a technological solution.
Credit on creation of this morph goes to CodeBreaker.